Apocalypse Update:

As of 00:24 Asian Pacific time, the apocalypse began to rip through the Eastern hemisphere… meteorites have been falling at irregular intervals; massive amounts of snow have  accumulated next to seeping lava pits; and sightings of unicorns, giant primordial eagles, and even one Kim Jung Il have been reported to those media outlets that have managed to survive thus far.

photo from google images

Kim Jung Il in Cheonan, S. Korea during the 2012 Apocalypse (photo from google images)

After herds of beasts tore through the streets of Cheonan, I was able to take shelter at a local hagwon, cowering with some kinders under a desk. As this is still Korea (for now, anyway…), I found access to the internet and some high-quality electronics, which is how I am able to update you all now. Pretty lucky, considering…

Kristina Knowski managed to paint the Cheonan landscape after beasts ripped through the area

Kristina Knowski managed to paint the Cheonan landscape after beasts ripped through the area

Oh No! The floor just split beneath our make-shift shelter! The Mayans were right… take care out there, folks!

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